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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3504 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!