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SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	179	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
New Chunks Explored:	976731	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10

join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	486951	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7378
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7337	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Potions Brewed:	160	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2203	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.