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MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Crops Grown:	3594	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	4961	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Towns Built:	1

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	10000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5984
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3594

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Towns Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	7418	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!