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La La La (Hot Girls) Minecraft Servers

  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6836
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 New Chunks Explored: 626302
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

    Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7725
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 195
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crops Grown: 2716
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

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    Florida SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Competitive MCMMO aspect
    Laid back and chill atmosphere
    Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server competitive or laid back? The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
    Are there any upcoming events? Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
    What is the server IP? You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

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  • Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

    Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 77 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

    Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

    But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3372
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Emeralds Found: 4590
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 9032
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

    SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Yani’s SMP
    Owner Yani
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    Timezone GMT+2

    Server Benefits

    • Active staff for immediate issue resolution
    • Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
    • Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
    • Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
    • Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
    • Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
    • Server data protection for inactive players

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

    A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

    Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

    A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

    Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

    A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

    Q: What type of server is this?

    A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

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  • Chad’s CritiqueCraft

    Chad’s CritiqueCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3531
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

    Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

    MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1915
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5945 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCraft LOLz

    NaziCraft LOLz
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3873
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

    Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

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  • Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!

    Crafty Drivers Server: Where Even Creeper Can’t Keep Up!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9897
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Dimension Hops: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Crops Grown: 4379 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Animals Bred: 73 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, let me tell you about the female drivers on our Minecraft server! They are absolute pros at navigating those pixelated roads and dodging creepers like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, they can parallel park a minecart like nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to witness their epic driving skills and maybe even learn a thing or two about avoiding zombie traffic jams. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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