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Evil Enderwomen’s Funhouse

Anime, BETRAYAL, Dark, Demon, Enderwomens, Evil, Female Protagonist, Forbidden, funhouse, Horror, LA Blue Girl, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Possession, Revenge, seductive, Supernatural, Suspense, Suspenseful, temptation, Thriller

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	715290
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1626	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a psychedelic dream come to life!

Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny or battling the evil Chicken Overlord who is hell-bent on world domination. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built roller coasters that will make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the majestic Rainbow Llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Farms Harvested:	488
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4216	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	228
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6433
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9282
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Buildings Constructed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	779	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	7198
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!