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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1941 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?