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Momma’s Minecraft Server – No Fired Employees!

ah, comedy youtube channel, controversy, cookie trade, cookie transfer, employees, Event, family, FIRED, Friends, girl scout, Happiness, Jealousy, Job, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, Server, success, teenage years, Troop Leader, Yelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ores Mined:	3402	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	391
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6232	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets cookie trades! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of yelling matches over cookie cases and secret teenage shenanigans that could get you fired from your virtual job.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of cookies to go around for everyone, whether you’re into cookie trades or transfers. And who knows, you might even run into a troop leader who’s willing to give away 100 cases of cookies just because.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing crazier than the mobs in the game are the family dynamics at play. See you there, and remember, watch out for those cookie-stealing creepers!

BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Void Gems Collected:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

ValentineVillager Minecraft SMP

DATING, HEARTBREAK, lonely, love, Minecraft, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, smp, Valentine’s Day, ValentineVillager

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8652
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ores Mined:	6999
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a group of chickens who have formed their own political party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why are you still single on Valentine’s day when you could be finding love and adventure on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyDecadeAchieve

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Advancements, breakthroughs, CraftyDecadeAchieve, cultural shifts, Development, global impact, greatest achievement, historical moments, innovation, Milestones, opinion, progress, recent decade, Science, significant events, societal change, society, success, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	208	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Minecraft, nato, political stance, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Starmer, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Unity, US dismissal

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the backing of the entire UK government?? well look no further cuz this server got starmer himself shouting from the rooftops about how much he supports ukraine joining nato. like, who needs the us when u got starmer on ur side in minecraft, amirite?? come join us for some epic battles and political drama that will make ur head spin. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special skin of starmer in a ukraine flag cape. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be part of history in the making.

PutinCraft: DroneWars

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone attack, DroneWars, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military strike, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, telephone call, trump, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world politics! we promise no drone attacks here, just good ol’ fashioned block building fun! our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of international drama. build a house, mine for diamonds, and make friends with players from all over the world! who needs putin and trump when you have creepers and zombies to worry about? join us now and let’s create our own virtual utopia!

Pixel Snowflake Land

Caucasian, cultural identity, definition, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Global, Land, long tail tags, majority, Minority, percentage, PIXEL, Popular, Population, Race, racial makeup, snowflake, social constructs, statistics, white people, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	889	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?

and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.

so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.

BlockParty Politics

abortion rights, Attitudes, Beliefs, blockparty, conservative values, correlation, Covid-19, distrust of institutions, government mandates, INDIVIDUALS, institutional distrust, opposition, pandemic response, political conservatism, Politics, public health mandates, Religion, religious beliefs, research findings, Social Issues, study

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	459
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?

also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?

oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SqueejCraft

Arguing, Authentic gameplay, Chill, discrimination, Fighting, Freedom to Build, HACKING, Land Claims, multiplayer, PG13 swear filter, premium hardware, quick menu, rules, Semi Vanilla, Set homes, SqueejCraft, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed, x-ray

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Overview

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where authentic gameplay, stunning view distances, and freedom to build with almost no limits are prioritized. Enjoy a nearly vanilla survival adventure with minimal lag due to premium hardware.

Enhance your multiplayer experience with tools like permanent land claims, trade shops, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and more. For additional information, type /info upon logging in or use /s for the server’s quick menu.

Rules

– Be respectful and chill – No discrimination – No arguing or fighting – Hacking/X-Ray is not allowed – Griefing/Stealing is not allowed – Avoid excessive swearing – No overbreeding – No advertising

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is squeejcraft.com

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

Q: What type of server is SqueejCraft?

A: SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules such as being respectful, no discrimination, no hacking, no griefing, and more. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Enchanted Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, bullying, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, Edition, Enchanted, Grove, internet forum, Jannie, Loli, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, online etiquette, online harassment, online harassment awareness., online harassment prevention, online moderation, online safety, social media, Thread, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1668
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	285837
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of getting bullied by the jannies on other servers?

Well, come join our Minecraft server where the jannies are too busy building sandcastles to bother you!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and the creepers here are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch your friend in the face while trying to high-five them.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those jannies in the dust!