Kyle Thompson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Dance Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8752	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	2908	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

advocacy, capitalism, economic growth, economic policy, economic theory, economics, fiscal policy, free market, government spending, income inequality, Investment, job creation, Minecraft, Politics, Reaganomics, smp, Supply Side, supporter, tax policy, trickle, Trickle Down Economics, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

ModArchy

Adventure, Anarchy, chaotic, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Forge, high performance, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new items, player experience, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	45545
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

Curseforge app is required.

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68

Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

Adventure, building, classic, Community, Creative, Crystal Sunrise, Exploration, Gaming, java, launcher, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

The server is only accessible from the launcher!

Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

Breakup, coping, depression, Despair, DUMPED, emotional pain, expensive gifts, Grief, heart attack, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, overdose, PILLS, relationship, seeking help, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8765
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4481	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mind Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	8180	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

#VNDB, Anime, Character development, collaboration, Crafty, creativity, Digital Media, fan culture, Gaming Community, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, online entertainment, Server, storytelling, streaming, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual novels, voice acting, vtube, vtuber visual novels, Vtubers, vtvn

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7528
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	9985
Potions Brewed:	86	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!