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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5812
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ores Mined:	9056	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6275
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	75
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	94082
Alien Abductions:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!