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ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1672	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	189	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Towns Built:	6

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!