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BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2117
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

TrippyCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2334
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Animals Bred:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Buildings Constructed:	32

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Animals Bred:	161
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	732	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	2324
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	1809	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Farms Harvested:	513	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!