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Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Aryan Sky God, caesars, Christianity, Crafty, Cult, Diespater, Divine Julius, Flamen Dialis, High Priest, I-Zeus, Iesus, Iupiter-Zeus, Jews, Julius Caesar, Minecraft, origins of Christianity., proto-Bolshavism, Religion, Server, son of Jupiter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Skyfall.guppynodes.com

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

12-year-old, Buy, cat, cat lovers, cat toys, Children’s gifts, childrens toys, family shopping, funny, funny cat videos, humorous toys, kids’ recommendations, Michis, Minecraft, mom, parent advice, parenting tips, pet products, Recommendation, shopping for kids, smp, Thoughts on Michi, toy reviews, toy suggestions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Votes:	1598
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

New MC

Active, BUILD, bulgarian, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Interruptions, Join, multiplayer, Options, Play, player, restarts, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

This is a Bulgarian minecraft SMP server with many options for the player. Various shops are built, you can build any kind of farm (as long as it doesn’t crash the server), there are restarts and interruptions only when you really need to. Join our community now and let’s have fun together!

play.novamc.c-host.xyz

CTE2

Adventure, Craft To Exile 2, Cte2, Discord, FTB, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, mod, multiple worlds, Non-profit, PvE, review, RPG, self-hosted, Server, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Self-hosted non-profit Craft To Exile 2 mod server is looking for players Version: 1.20.1 Modpack version: 0.6.2 Mod pack features: adventure, RPG, multiple worlds, etc. Module package size: about 300 pieces Adopt manual review whitelist system Via private messaging IP Detailed information will be posted in Discord

coe.cubeclub.com.tw

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

nauticmc.net