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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

kurks captured, KurklessKrew, you liar, already you liar, kurks you liar

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

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CraftyKremlin: US Shift Approved!

U.S. Foreign Policy, united states, current events, strategic alignment, vision

lolz come join this cray cray minecraft server where we build giant kremlins and pretend we are russian spies. we have secret missions where we infiltrate other players’ bases and steal their diamonds.

our server is so lit that even the Kremlin in Russia thinks our foreign policy aligns with their vision. we are basically like the official minecraft server of Russia, but with more explosions and less vodka.

join us if you want to be part of a top secret society of minecraft players who are taking over the world, one block at a time. plus, we have a pet bear that roams around and eats any griefers who try to mess with us.

come be part of the madness and join our server today. remember, in Soviet Russia, minecraft plays you!

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ParentalRescueVSRandomHero

Gratitude, stranger, destiny, life saving, love

join our epic minecraft server where strangers save lives and parents are just background characters! imagine being saved by a random player and feeling more grateful than if your own mom or dad saved you! it’s like a twisted version of the circle of life, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner.

our server is filled with crazy adventures, like getting rescued by a stranger with a diamond sword or teaming up with a group of players to take down the ender dragon. who needs parents when you have a whole community of gamers looking out for you?

so come join us at 123.StrangerSaves.xxx and experience the wackiest minecraft server around!

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Astrocytic Amphetamine Adventures

astrocytic G protein-coupled receptors, Astrocytic, Insights, neuroplasticity, drug addiction

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got astrocytic G protein-coupled receptors and mice on amphetamines running around like crazy! our players are so addicted to the game, they make drug addicts look like casual users. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before. who needs drugs when u got astrocytic D1Rs and behavioral sensitization to amphetamines in a virtual world? it’s a trip, man. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get high on minecraft together!

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Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

Uhc, minecraft server, Minecraft, PvP, PvE

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 291 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters.
Weekly Competitions	If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 11CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 252 weeks now.
Prizes	Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel.
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn.
Server	Minecraft multi–player server: gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.90.14:26998

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I naturally regenerate health on this server?	No, players cannot naturally regenerate health on this Ultra-Hardcore server.
Are teams allowed or is it Free-For-All?	There are no teams on this server, it is Free-For-All PvP enabled.
What are the rules regarding client-side mods?	Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages, hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.
What customizations are included in the Apocalypse DataPack?	Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa in the Nether.
How can I see the current top scoring players?	Hold a bone block in your hand to see the server’s current top scoring players.

Eternal Echoes 1.21

ETERNAL, Trauma, comeuppance, Echoes, punishment

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. You know why you should join? Because it’s like a virtual therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Imagine all those bullies and pedos from your past getting what they deserve in the game. Build a world where you’re the boss and those losers are just NPCs. No need for violence in real life, just unleash your fury in the game. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where justice is served and you can build your own paradise? Join now and let out all that pent-up rage in a safe and pixelated environment. Let’s go, gamers!

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CraftyFriendSurprise

Friends, AITAH, Safe, Surprise, awesome surprise

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure gold, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on this server, everything is upside down and inside out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special surprise for all our players – every time you mine a block, a real-life unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And guess what? One of those wishes is unlimited diamonds for life! Can you believe it?

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be building your epic creations while floating in zero gravity. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that you never knew you needed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Pixel Pwnage Land

arms race, Global threats, PIXEL, Terrorism, biological weapons

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is so intense, it makes nukes look like firecrackers. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a land where even the chickens have a taste for blood. Rumor has it that our diamond swords have been known to spontaneously burst into flames when wielded by the bravest warriors. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous weapon in the world – our Minecraft server!

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RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, Government, geopolitical strategy, Partnership, Agreement

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server where russia and US are bffs? well now u can cuz this server celebrates the epic moment when US foreign policy magically lines up with russia’s views. join us for some crazy adventures where putin and trump are besties and we build walls together (not the bad kind tho). come join the fun and see what happens when politics and minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

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EU DefenseCraft: Spend Billions, Pivot Away!

transatlantic relations., nato, Military, military budget, Pivot

so like, u know how the EU is all like, “oh we need to spend billions on defense cuz the US is like, bye Felicia”? well, come join our minecraft server where we defend against creepers and zombies with HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of diamond swords and enchanted armor. like, we’re basically the Avengers of minecraft, but cooler. plus, we have this secret base where we plot world domination and stuff. so yeah, join us and be part of the most epic defense spending spree in minecraft history. also, we have free pizza every Friday.

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