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Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	8805
Animals Bred:	168	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	13302	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	1524	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6647
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!