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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9502 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2950 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Animals Bred: | 134 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!