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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 420 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).
