Krtzy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Villages Defended:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	New Chunks Explored:	238177
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Spears Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Emeralds Found:	751	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ores Mined:	8455
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!