krist novoselic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

1991), album, baby, Band, child exploitation, controversy, cover, CoverBabyRape, dave grohl, explicit content, grunge, krist novoselic, kurt cobain, Minecraft, Music, Nevermind, nirvana, penis, rape, Rock, Server, shock value, touching

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9905
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	99	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	4612
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Animals Bred:	77
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	471
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	2150	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!

ScratchCraft75K

budgeting, celebration, dreams, Financial Planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, lottery win, Lucky, MONEY, savings, scratch off, ScratchCraft75K, Splurge, TAXES, unexpected, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

So you just won $75K on a scratch off ticket, huh? Well, forget about buying a new car or going on a fancy vacation. The best way to spend that money is by joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade in your virtual diamonds for real life cash! That’s right, we have a secret underground economy where players can exchange their in-game riches for cold hard cash. Who needs a new car when you can buy a mansion with your Minecraft earnings?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of rare items and riches. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So gather your friends, gear up, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and turn your $75K into a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!