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LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ores Mined:	4289
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	458	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

agitating, anger, ANNOYING, CraftyCreeperCapers, Enraging, enraging trail, exasperating, FAGGOT, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, lolz, mad, maddening, MOMENTS, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, rageinducing, Seething, Upset, vexing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Enchantments Applied:	212	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7953
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	7502	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!