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Game Stop Minecraft Server

ANNO, Anno series, Buying Ubisoft games, Game, game development, game publishers, game purchases, Game recommendations, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming decisions, gaming industry, Minecraft, Server, STOP, strategy games, Tencent, Tencent acquisition, Tencent buyout, ubisoft, Ubisoft acquisition, Ubisoft titles, video games, waiting for Tencent

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

Bobo, long tail tags: SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY, Minecraft, Mumu, smp, Snibby, SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY SNIBBY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Star Shards Collected:	292	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	7254

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime binge, anime classics, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime favorites, anime genre, anime lovers, anime memories, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeLover420, best anime, favorite anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, smp, Top Anime

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3094
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

Catharsis, comfort, coping, CryCraft2021, crying, emotional, emotional release, emotional response, Empathy, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, Pain, Release, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, Support, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1871	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Votes:	2182
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

BETRAYAL, Corruption, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal underworld, double-cross, drug cartels, drug lords, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, law enforcement, Mexican drug cartel, Mexican state, mexico, MexiCraft, organized crime, violence, violence in Mexico, war zone, warzone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	3791
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Votes:	746	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	140	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

anger, bad parking, blame game, car blocking, car damage, car owners, Disrespect, double, double parking, ENTITLEMENT, Frustration, inconsiderate behavior, INCONVENIENCE, irresponsible behavior, Parking, parking etiquette, parking lot, parking spaces, parking violations, selfish actions, Selfishness, Server, Trouble

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

ancestral worship, anti-assimilation, anti-Christianity, anti-colonialism, anti-globalism, Anti-Judaism, cultural identity, Cultural preservation, ethnonationalism, foreign god, Indigenous spirituality, Minecraft, nationalism, Pagan, Paganism, racial firewall, redpill, resistance, Server, spiritual awakening, subversion, traditional beliefs, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

Anime, can’t be ki-, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, expensive, family, Father, Frustration, high quality, Household, Laundry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Selfishness, Server, socks, SockSnatcher

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

CraftyAnxietyManiPulator

anxiety, attention seeking, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyAnxietyManiPulator, DATING, Empathy, family friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, Manipulation, mental health, panic attacks, relationships, social cues, social dynamics, Son, spectrum, stigma

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trey’s fake anxiety attacks? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like Trey’s antics in school.

We promise a unique experience where you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when Trey suddenly starts hyperventilating in class for attention. Will you be the one to give him sympathy, or will you call him out for his shenanigans?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like when Trey’s anxiety attacks mysteriously disappear when he’s not seeking attention. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything – just like the time Trey’s dramatic outburst at dinner left everyone speechless.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-filled adventure that’s crazier than Trey’s fake anxiety! You won’t regret it… or will you? 😉