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Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Farms Harvested:	276	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	7688
Potions Brewed:	127	Enchantments Applied:	291
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7158	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ores Mined:	5582	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Farms Harvested:	714	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	2632	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!