But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.
Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!
Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!
1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!
3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!
4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.
5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!
Join us for a chance to escape your own family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the night.
Our server is perfect for those looking to start fresh and learn new skills, just like my husband did when he ran away from his farm life. Who needs literacy and numeracy skills when you can mine for diamonds and battle zombies?
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and let loose in our virtual world. Plus, we promise not to judge your cooking skills like my in-laws did to my poor husband.
So come join us on this crazy adventure and show your family that you can thrive in any environment, even a virtual one. See you in the game!
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!
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| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP mandatory on Shaded? | No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences. |
| How can I protect my builds from griefing? | Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure. |
| How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks? | Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server. |
| Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded? | Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded. |
Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!
Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!