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Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8256	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	68	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	6547	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	1290
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Votes:	1171
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.