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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8203 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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