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Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Items Found:	7454
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1107	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	847	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	7736
Divine Spears Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	30

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5511	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crops Grown:	3757
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Players Killed by Monsters:	1737	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!