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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 819 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.