RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Buildings Constructed:	47
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3854	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalSteve, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	713687
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”

BlockPartyHaters

acceptance, Assertiveness, BlockPartyHaters, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, dealing with negativity, Diversity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, handling criticism, healthy relationships, mindfulness, Open-mindedness, personal boundaries, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Self-expression, tolerance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with haters who can’t handle your fabulous Minecraft lifestyle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special jail just for them! That’s right, we’ll lock those haters up in a pixelated prison where they can think about their poor life choices while you continue building your epic creations in peace. Join us now and show those haters who’s boss in the world of blocks!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

apology gift cards, ApologyCraft, compensation, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrike outage, customer satisfaction, customer service, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, gift card program, global tech outage, incident response, IT issues, Minecraft, network security, Server, Software company, software outage, tech company, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained

BlockyBaddiesEUdetained, counterterrorism measures, detained, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, EU, extremism, foreign interference, FSB agents, government response, intelligence agencies, international relations, law enforcement, national security, political tensions, security threats, Surveillance, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Ukraine, undercover operations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	140

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz we got FSB agents planning terrorist attacks in Ukraine and the EU detained on here. It’s like a real-life spy thriller but in Minecraft form, ya know? You can be all sneaky and stuff, trying to stop the bad guys from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours. So come on, join the madness and help save the world, one block at a time!

ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

additional days lived without dementia, Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive health, Craft, dementia prevention, dementia risk, elderly care, healthcare advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurology, public health, recombinant shingles vaccination, reduction in dementia diagnoses, sharp, shingles vaccine, ShingleShotCraft, stay, vaccination benefits, vaccine study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Farms Harvested:	460
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

The Battle of the Snails: PvP, Civ Event, and a Side of Roleplay

Bases, battle, captain, Capture, Civ, Discord, Event, Faction, fraction, Gods, Ip:, item, lives, Magic, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raid, Roleplay, saturday, Server, Side, snails, TEAM, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

World	Fractions	Event	Date
Split into two fractions	Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath	Defend magical items, go to war	This Saturday

FAQ

What are the two fractions in the world?

The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.

What is the objective of the event?

Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.

How many lives does each team receive for their builds?

Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.

Can players request more lives during the event?

Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.

What happens if a player loses all their lives before the great battle?

Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.

When is the event taking place?

The event will be happening this Saturday.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C

LandSwap Minecraft Server

ancestral land, connection to land, cultural displacement, displacement grief, displacement trauma, emotional impact, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling replaced, feeling uprooted, feelings of displacement, home being taken, identity crisis, land confiscation, land ownership, land rights, LandSwap, losing heritage, Minecraft, sense of betrayal, sense of injustice, sense of loss, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of getting replaced on your land like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never be replaced! Unless, of course, you’re a chicken and we need some more feathers for our pillows. But hey, sacrifices must be made for a good night’s sleep, am I right?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.

If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Crafting Chaos with Fate/Grand Order NA!

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, Chaos, Crafting, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FateGrand, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Materials Spreadsheet, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, Order, Rateups, Raw Database, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, smp, summon

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to summon Arctic Summer World creatures like Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) and Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) – they’ll bring the heat to your Minecraft adventures!

But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!

And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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