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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8529
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runes Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	187416	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	1967	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	950
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	6169

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5269
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!