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CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	5352
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	552492
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1401
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!