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Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	487
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Animals Bred:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ores Mined:	2815	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	160
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	6347
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7348	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9148
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!