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FloodCraft5000

5000-year flood, city planning, climate change, disaster planning, disaster resilience, emergency preparedness, emergency response, extreme weather, flood control, flood management, flood mitigation, flood preparedness, flood prevention, flood risk, FloodCraft5000, Infrastructure, natural disasters, urban resilience, vienna, Vienna flood, Vienna infrastructure

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9490	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	3809
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2551	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

Adventure, berserk, chapter 8.2, FANTASY, JOKE, Manga, manga chapters, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga forums, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, ongoing series, Orc, Orc Eiyuu Monogatari, Parody, release schedule, Server, sluggish release, Tales

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2418
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5781
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5388

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	715	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!