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Bread Winners Lose Most

Bread, Breadwinners, burden, Challenges, Economy, family, financial stress, Hardship, income, Job, long-term consequences, LOSE, most, PRESSURE, provider, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Stability, Struggling, Support, WINNERS, work

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6851
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

atmosphere, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cooperation, Cosmos, Create, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, INCLUSIVE, java, Lost, Minecraft, Play, player, PORT, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Server, starbound, Start, Version

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Starbound Minecraft Server

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At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5100	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8768	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5981	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	9962
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1480	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!