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PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	3735	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	742	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9402	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mines Excavated:	3430
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2128
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	52	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9762
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
New Chunks Explored:	843396	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!