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GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	629865
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	1951	Emeralds Found:	6689

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

CraftyEuroLeader

America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairs

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	8826
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6712

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

The description of the server server Vowedminemp has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2067	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	814	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9368	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!

PartyPoPo911

Community Backlash, Drunk, elderly couples, feeling depressed, Feeling embarrassed, late night, loud party, Meeting, messy divorce, neighbors, newly wed couple, noise complaint, one time thing, party pooper, PartyPoPo911, Police, school test, single mom, single parents, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mines Excavated:	3710
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4916
Love Letters Sent:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?