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Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	641
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3853
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4885	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5260
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Gaming, GIF, Minecraft, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3370
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3135	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8102
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	6795	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!