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NostalgicCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	2691	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	6668	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Potions Brewed:	166

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7459	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?