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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	616	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server.

TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State

51st, Alliance, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, Justin Trudeau quotes, News, North America, Politics, speculation, State, Statement, TrudeauCraft, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, united states, US State, world leaders

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	992	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay?

Crafty Weather Woes

Amplification, business resilience, climate change, corporate debt, Crafty, debt burdens, disaster preparedness, economic impact, environmental damage, extreme weather, financial losses, financial risk, Financial Stability, firms, Floods, natural disasters, risk management, storm’s, study, weather, weather events, Wildfires, woes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)!

One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded

#levelZ, Adventure, Biome, Claims, Curseforge, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Friends, Hardcore, Life, lunar events, Medieval, Mod Pack, Modded, NAE, permanent death, Playtime, revival shrine, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, titles, vanity slots, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Votes:	7475	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Invisible Walls Found:	2

One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.

A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.

18+ ONLY!

Features:

Features:	One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival.
	Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location.
	Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots.
	Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger.

No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!

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FAQ

1. Is this server PvP-focused?

No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.

2. How does the one life mechanic work?

If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.

3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?

No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

Whispering Woods 1.20.5

1.20.5, alone, awkward, Discreet, Embarrassing moment, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Fap, funny, hidden, m&a, Masturbation, noise, Personal, privacy, Quiet, room, Secrets, self pleasure, shame, tfw, whispering, Woods

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3960
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you can build the most epic bases to hide your fapping noises from your mom! She won’t hear a thing when you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers. It’s like a secret fap fortress, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and keep your fapping game strong!

CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace

aita, Arguing, Attention, Btch, Calling, Confidence, CraftyMommasNarcBtchPalace, EMBARRASSING, family, husband, love, Mother, Narcissistic, passing out, Proposal, REVEALING, Scene, Understanding, Vows, Wedding, white dress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Votes:	9936	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

PixelLifeUnscathed

Adversity, Authenticity, Challenges, Character, Hardship, humble beginnings, Integrity, life experiences, non-privileged, perseverance, personal growth, PixelLifeUnscathed, resilience, self-made, Simplicity, Struggle, success without privilege, undamaged life, underprivileged, VALUES, Working class

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

CraftyPhysicsFun

ACADEMIC, Advancements, Analysis, China, collaboration, Competition, CraftyPhysicsFun, data, distant rival, Global, innovation, Leading, Nature Index, physics research, publications, rankings, research, Science, Technology, trends, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	89
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

CLOSET, Community, Discord, fictional world, Janitors, Lore, Minecraft, Nation building, player made, Roleplay, Server, smp, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5721
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Janitor’s Closet
Type	Roleplay-Worldbuilding
Focus	Fictional world creation, culture and nation building
Rules	Join Discord, fill out application, follow server rules
Links	Discord, Wiki

FAQs

1. What is the Janitor’s Closet server about?

The server focuses on roleplay and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own fictional world, cultures, and nations.

2. Are there specific build themes or styles required?

There isn’t a specific build theme, but all builds should have a lore-based reason. Huge scale and megabuilds are not allowed.

3. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server and fill out an application after reading the rules to join the community.

4. Are there restrictions on culture and religions?

Culture and religions are player-made, allowing players to develop their own unique aspects. Players can join existing cultures as well.

Envy Lick’d Ashore 1.20.2

1.20.2, adventurous partners, ASHORE, ass licking, bedroom activities, cheek clapping, dirty talk, envy, explicit content, exploring boundaries, intimate details, intimate moments, Jealousy, jealousy in relationships, kinky fantasies, lickd, naughty behavior, open communication, relationship boundaries, sexual acts, sexual jealousy, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, taboo pleasures

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1269	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	8797	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like licking ass and clapping cheeks at the same time!

Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s what this server is like.

You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and riding a llama into battle the next. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, all united in their love for building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate mindfuck of a Minecraft server. You won’t regret it…probably.

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