Knights of the Nine Review Minecraft Servers

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2619	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Enchantments Applied:	289	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Votes:	668
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2680	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	7540
Emeralds Found:	636	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!