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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!