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ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

aging, aging gracefully, bad, bad shoulder, body awareness, body changes, flexibility, Good, good shoulder, health, Injury prevention, joint pain, left, left shoulder, Mobility, muscle strength, Old, physical therapy, Rehabilitation, right shoulder, self-care, shoulder pain, ShoulderCraft, young

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	7

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

PixelPaws Minecraft Server

animation, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, Character development, character portrayal, controversy, criticism, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, female character, fictional character, Furry, gender stereotypes, internet culture, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, PixelPaws, Server, Sexualization, social commentary

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	2301	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Meteorites Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

AnimeMania Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, AnimeMania, childhood memories, classic anime, comedy, defining anime, friendship, high school, iconic series, important show, japanese animation, Kawaii, Lucky Star, Medium, Minecraft, nostalgic, otaku culture, pop culture, Server, slice of life, wee babby

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like the Lucky Star of Minecraft servers – defining what it means to be awesome in every blocky way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a magical girl anime. Build your own world and show off your creativity to fellow players who will be in awe of your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens – only on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that will make you say, “Move over Lucky Star, there’s a new sheriff in town!”

Rent-A-Boyfriend: AITA Edition

6 weeks, Afford, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Edition, Europe, Europe rent, living arrangement, long distance, MONEY, occupying, Rent, RentABoyfriend, roommate, small room, Space, split rent

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of space? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fair rent distribution even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your roommates from around the world. Will they be shocked when you ask for a fair share of the virtual rent? Will they try to compromise by offering you less virtual money because they’re still paying rent in their virtual European apartment? The drama unfolds on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate roommate simulator in Minecraft. Who knew virtual rent could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate virtual landlord or if you’ll be labeled as the virtual asshole for asking for your fair share of the virtual rent!