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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2669	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Breakups: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

blocky, Breakups, coping, CREEPERS, deal with, depression, Despair, done, emotional pain, giving up, HEARTBREAK, kms, lost interest, mental health, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self harm, Slowly, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Time, WOMAN, worries

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pesky relationships and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building your dream world block by block. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and start living your best single life in the virtual world!

Blocky Banter: LOLs and Lava

anger, banter, blocky, Communication, Disappointment, discrimination, EASY, Frustration, ghosted, ghosting, hate, kms, lava, LGBTQ, lols, Loneliness, mental health, queer, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self worth, Struggling, transphobic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3615

Are you tired of getting ghosted in the dating world? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never get ghosted again! Our virtual world is full of friendly players who will never leave you hanging.

And if you’re sick of encountering transphobia, you’ll be happy to know that our server is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ individuals. In fact, our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are gender-neutral!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to ghosting and transphobia forever!

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

atheist, BFF, Boundaries, Casual Sex, DESPERATE, fembots, healing, ignored, kms, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online dating, rapist, Safety, self-care, serious relationships, Support, swipe, Tinder, TinderCraft, Trauma

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Players Killed by Monsters:	3145
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	4972	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	6867
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4863
Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3584
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8058	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!