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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2284
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, Fauna, Fine Fauna Formation, Fun, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, M’Monday #28, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, MMonday, Outer Wilds Playlist, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Star Shards Collected:	300	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

banned, celebration, Chinese app, decision, digital platform, Entertainment, Government, internet, longer, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, Relief, smp, social media, success, Technology, tiktok, trending, triumph, Victory, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	7487
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

hardrockvanilla.mcserv.fun

Loyal Trump Reward Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where loyalty actually pays off? Look no further than our server, where even Trump himself would be jealous of the rewards we give to our most loyal players! We don’t surround ourselves with “former enemies” like the establishment GOP, we surround ourselves with diamonds and emeralds! Join us and watch as your loyalty is rewarded with epic loot, exclusive perks, and maybe even a virtual high five from Notch himself. Don’t let Trump’s behavior bring you down, come join us and see what true loyalty looks like in the world of Minecraft!