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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 221 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.
plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!