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Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

anti-unicorn, anti-unicorn song, Beggar, beggar management, crown, Exposes, exposes machinations, forced, forced to sing, gura, gura sing, Guras, heavy head, Live Stream, machinations, Management, Minecraft, Server, sing, singing, wears crown

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crops Grown:	7635

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

avoid contact, block number, BlockMeNot, cease communication, cut ties, end communication, halt communication, leave me alone, Minecraft, no contact, no more messages, permanently, smp, stop bothering, stop bothering me, stop bothering me permanently, stop calling, stop contacting, stop emailing, stop harassing, stop messaging, stop reaching out, stop texting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	35892
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

apple watch, Boyfriend, ChunkCraft, Comment, double date, FITNESS, Friend, ghosted, healthy lifestyle, LASAGNA, Lifestyle, Minecraft, OFFENDED, opinion, overweight, Rude, Running, sedentary, Server, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, weightlifting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4852	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Star Shards Collected:	206
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Items Found:	4472

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	4147
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	93
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	7

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	2951	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Villages Defended:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!