Kleon slow kill Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Potions Brewed:	104	Towns Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8682	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	609	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6583	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9148
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ores Mined:	7007
Animals Bred:	194	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!