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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2440 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, before i had kids, i never got sick. but now, i play on this server and i feel like a million bucks, dude.
join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and battle giant chickens for ultimate glory.
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we have crazy build battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so, if you want to escape from reality and enter a world of pure chaos and fun, come join us on this server. who needs kids when you have minecraft, amirite?
