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GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	398
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	3796	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551308	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6013	Void Gems Collected:	20

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1969	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crops Grown:	2095
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!