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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 619741 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Votes: | 5577 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
