| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6607 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 941 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 620 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5947 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2095 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7021 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8002 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 336 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5737 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3185 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4786 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3719 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7945 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Votes: | 1286 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
