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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Votes:	4290
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	863	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3136
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5561
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3532	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2319	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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